Penguins need a better education.

There’s at least one guy out there who can play the piano with his balls.

Some intersections are awkward to name.

It’s fun to require the impossible.

Oreos and milk and a broom, oh, my!  (Language, censored nudity alert)

Being king does not mean you’re in charge, and you will be occasionally reminded of this.

I shot an arrow into the air; when it came back, I…wait, what?