The English language can be both confusing and profound at the same time.

Sometimes, security budgets are a little too tight.

Mr. T never looked so young.

Somebody needs to file a Missing Paper Report.

Are ya feelin’ lucky, Snape?  Are ya?

Blonde vs. Blonde:  Blonde wins.

As a fan of technology, I have long believed the world would be better off with s’more computers.