{"id":178,"date":"2010-11-03T09:16:56","date_gmt":"2010-11-03T15:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=178"},"modified":"2010-11-03T09:16:56","modified_gmt":"2010-11-03T15:16:56","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-cookie-monster-alternative-earth-real-transformer-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Cookie Monster, Alternative Earth, Real Transformer, etc.)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Although you’d never hear Cookie Monster swear on Sesame Street<\/a> (f-word warning), as an adult one sometimes have to wonder if he doesn’t think like this.<\/p>\n

“Earth” is a boring sort of name for our planet.\u00a0 Perhaps we should consider an alternative<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Transformers<\/em>, both movie and cartoon, had awesome and unrealistic machines.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 Because the real thing<\/a> is a bit boring.<\/p>\n

Speaking of unrealistic, kids are always expensive, even when they are discounted<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Technically, the image I about to link is safe for work.\u00a0 However, if you say it out loud, your boss will be Sofa King<\/a> mad!<\/p>\n

Some guys want to pick up girls.\u00a0 Others want to pretend to pick them up only to piss them off<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It is important to learn the realities of the world<\/a> at an early age.<\/p>\n

I have often listened to the voices in my head, and so has Luke Skywalker<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Most guys like women very similar to the way this fellow<\/a> likes his women.\u00a0 Maybe not exactly the same.<\/p>\n

I have seen clips of this awesome fellow<\/a> before, but I don’t think I have seen them collected together so nicely.<\/p>\n

If I had the money to build a custom boat, I would probably build a boat like this one<\/a>.\u00a0 Maybe a little bigger, though.<\/p>\n

Finally, if you are at work or are easily offended, don’t open this last link.\u00a0 If you are not at work, are not easily offended, or perhaps work at a porn shop, feel free to find out where one of Mario’s warp pipes<\/a> comes out.<\/p>\n

That’s all for today.\u00a0 See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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