{"id":303,"date":"2011-01-12T09:56:01","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T16:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=303"},"modified":"2011-01-12T09:56:01","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T16:56:01","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-customer-vs-corp-job-market-low-friends-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=303","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Customer vs. Corp, Job Market, Low Friends, etc.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve never seen this classic analogy of <a title=\"Customer vs. Corporation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.soloseo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/what-the-customer-actually-wanted.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Customer vs. Corporation<\/a>, well&#8230;now you have.<\/p>\n<p>The job market today is tough.\u00a0 But <a title=\"Tough job\" href=\"http:\/\/verybestphotos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pony-express-riders-wanted.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">it used to be much, much worse<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to have <a title=\"Low friends in high places\" href=\"http:\/\/d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net\/photo\/65978_700b.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">low friends in high places<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Some <a title=\"Get those reports!\" href=\"http:\/\/media.funlol.com\/content\/img\/destroy-t-an-e-reports.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">trips to the office copy machine<\/a> have disastrous endings on an epic scale.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, even <a title=\"Everybody wants some\" href=\"http:\/\/msnbcmedia.msn.com\/j\/MSNBC\/Components\/Slideshows\/_production\/ss-091019-AT\/ss-091019-AT-03.ss_full.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">a rodent can&#8217;t get a break at mealtime<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Pizza can help release pent-up tensions.\u00a0 Or is that <a title=\"Pentagram pizza!\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_cjgTlJW5fOE\/TL-s8TWKW_I\/AAAAAAAAA_s\/-kIffiry1OU\/s1600\/d47f8bfb_58e6_5b0e.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">pentagram tensions<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Truly, <a title=\"Not a single one was given, indeed.\" href=\"http:\/\/sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ak-ash2\/hs312.ash2\/59214_473793065428_203985835428_7216474_4714088_n.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">the credo of cats<\/a> is one to live by.\u00a0 (Language warning:\u00a0 Picture has a very naughty word.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve never seen this classic analogy of Customer vs. Corporation, well&#8230;now you have. The job market today is tough.\u00a0 But it used to be much, much worse. It&#8217;s good to have low friends in high places. Some trips to the office copy machine have disastrous endings on an epic scale. Sometimes, even a rodent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":304,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions\/304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}