{"id":386,"date":"2011-03-02T08:27:57","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T15:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=386"},"modified":"2011-03-02T08:27:57","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T15:27:57","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-mickey-seuss-turtle-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Mickey, Seuss, Turtle, etc.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will the real <a title=\"The mouse that roared.  Or not.\" href=\"http:\/\/fxb.worth1000.com\/entries\/494263\/494263-mickey\" target=\"_blank\">Mickey Mouse<\/a> please stand up?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Coming soon to a theater near you&#8230;or not&#8230;<a title=\"Oh, the places we will rebel against!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bitrebels.com\/design\/star-wars-if-dr-seuss-had-created-it\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Seuss Wars<\/em><\/a>!\u00a0 (This is an illustrated version)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Some turtles just gotta be <a title=\"Go, Speed Racer, Go!\" href=\"http:\/\/srslycute.com\/4901\/omg-slow-down\/\" target=\"_blank\">speed demons<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There are some things in life <a title=\"Context, shmontext, it's funnier this way\" href=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l44cioNymj1qamchho1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">a woman cannot give up<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You <a title=\"Talk to the hand!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.illusionking.com\/body-art-hand-animals\/\" target=\"_blank\">hand it to these folks<\/a>, they are amazing artists.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I hope <a title=\"Would we have irresistible urges to fling poo in the year of the monkey?\" href=\"http:\/\/fatpita.net\/?i=5946\" target=\"_blank\">this is true<\/a>, because I personally look forward to breathing fire.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Some cures are hard to find if <a title=\"Doctor, doctor, give me the news!  I got a bad case of laughing at you!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/images\/2011\/03\/07\/cartoons\/110307_cartoon_049_a15336_p465.gif\" target=\"_blank\">the one needing a cure<\/a> is a doctor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will the real Mickey Mouse please stand up? &nbsp; Coming soon to a theater near you&#8230;or not&#8230;Seuss Wars!\u00a0 (This is an illustrated version) &nbsp; Some turtles just gotta be speed demons. &nbsp; There are some things in life a woman cannot give up. &nbsp; You hand it to these folks, they are amazing artists. &nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":387,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions\/387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}