{"id":479,"date":"2011-05-04T08:20:32","date_gmt":"2011-05-04T14:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=479"},"modified":"2011-05-04T08:20:32","modified_gmt":"2011-05-04T14:20:32","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-schoolgirls-dice-suspect-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Schoolgirls, Dice, Suspect, etc.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Japanese schoolgirls can do <a title=\"I would politely ask them to change back...\" href=\"http:\/\/redux.com\/stream\/item\/2022401\/Funniest-Japanese-Girls-Prank\" target=\"_blank\">anything<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cold, hard fact:\u00a0 Some dice can be <a title=\"The bigger they are, the better the dice roll?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.foxtrot.com\/2011\/01\/01162011\/\" target=\"_blank\">a challenge to roll<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Witness report seeing a suspect <a title=\"I hear they called in the SWAT team...\" href=\"http:\/\/cslacker.com\/images\/view\/4198\" target=\"_blank\">fly<\/a> at at the scene.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Some warnings are worth <a title=\"Don't do the crime if you can't take a dozen punishments...\" href=\"http:\/\/mytko.org\/random\/signs\/donotpark.JPG\" target=\"_blank\">heeding<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Classic tales sometimes get retold in <a title=\"I always bet on the rabbit, myself...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_19180_if-classic-fables-actually-told-truth-5Bcomic5D.html\" target=\"_blank\">interesting ways<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The survival instinct can drive a chicken to the <a title=\"How eggs-asperating!\" href=\"http:\/\/calle76.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/imageshenrieta-the-chicken.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">grocery<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good idea to give awards for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arizonahomebuilder.org\/news\/workplace-safety-awards.html\" target=\"_blank\">workplace safety<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Japanese schoolgirls can do anything. &nbsp; Cold, hard fact:\u00a0 Some dice can be a challenge to roll. &nbsp; Witness report seeing a suspect fly at at the scene. &nbsp; Some warnings are worth heeding. &nbsp; Classic tales sometimes get retold in interesting ways. &nbsp; The survival instinct can drive a chicken to the grocery. &nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":480,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions\/480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}