{"id":499,"date":"2011-05-18T08:07:53","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T14:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=499"},"modified":"2011-05-18T08:07:53","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T14:07:53","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-mouth-han-pockets-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=499","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Mouth, Han, Pockets, etc.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I knew it was <a title=\"Perhaps it's time for a mouth-ectomy.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/pictures\/6ebca382be\/the-most-obvious-warning-label-ever\" target=\"_blank\">dangerous<\/a> to have a mouth.<\/p>\n<p>We have to save <a title=\"Leia's not the only one willing to eat him...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.beyond-awesome.com\/index.php?showimage=63\" target=\"_blank\">Han<\/a>!\u00a0 Or eat him!<\/p>\n<p>Everybody needs a <a title=\"Ahhhhhhhh!\" href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/D7Bx8.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">living, breathing pocket creature<\/a>.\u00a0 Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Even turtles have to <a title=\"Just another Teenage Mutant Boogie Turtle...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.m0ar.org\/4941\" target=\"_blank\">boogie<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you feel the need for an <a title=\"It looks like a safe enough place...right?\" href=\"http:\/\/h.imagehost.org\/0214\/D9QEnuQFopyz355exLoFczlco1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">extreme makeover<\/a>, there&#8217;s a place to get it done.<\/p>\n<p>A place for everything, and <a title=\"The paper mountains...er, trail...begins here...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.notquitewrong.com\/rosscottinc\/2011\/05\/13\/the-system-493-place-for-things\" target=\"_blank\">everything in its place<\/a>, I always say.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, even <a title=\"I think he's been frozen in ganja-ite!\" href=\"http:\/\/mlkshk.com\/r\/28BQ\" target=\"_blank\">Jimi<\/a> can&#8217;t mess with Jabba.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus:<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s an internet meme of sorts wherein there&#8217;s an image of a well-known person (fictional or otherwise) with a quote belonging to somebody else from some other place entirely which is then attributed to a third person.\u00a0 Like a picture of Spock with his usual &#8220;live long and prosper&#8221; hand sign accompanied by the words &#8220;Do or do not, there is no try&#8221; which is then attributed to Captain Jack Sparrow.\u00a0 Many versions of this are very funny, however wrong they might be.<\/p>\n<p>Today I found <a title=\"I think Nathan Fillion would make a good Captain Kirk...\" href=\"http:\/\/urlybits.com\/2011\/05\/somebody-broke-my-firefly\/\" target=\"_blank\">one of these beauties<\/a> without a quote.\u00a0 It&#8217;s here, and I hope you recognize all three sources.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I knew it was dangerous to have a mouth. We have to save Han!\u00a0 Or eat him! Everybody needs a living, breathing pocket creature.\u00a0 Seriously. Even turtles have to boogie. If you feel the need for an extreme makeover, there&#8217;s a place to get it done. A place for everything, and everything in its place, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":500,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions\/500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}