{"id":566,"date":"2011-06-24T17:45:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=566"},"modified":"2011-06-24T17:45:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-24T17:45:00","slug":"friday-poetry-the-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=566","title":{"rendered":"Friday Poetry &#8212; The List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The List<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The man made a list<br \/>\nOf desired toys<br \/>\nThings he thought<br \/>\nWould bring him joys<\/p>\n<p>On the top of the list<br \/>\nIn position number one<br \/>\nWas a funny little gadget<br \/>\nPromising hours of fun<\/p>\n<p>It cost him three paychecks<br \/>\nIt was a pricey little thing<br \/>\nAnd for five solid hours<br \/>\nHis heart did sing!<\/p>\n<p>Next on his list<br \/>\nWas a shiny new car<br \/>\nIt took him here and there<br \/>\nPlaces near and places far<\/p>\n<p>This was practical, too<br \/>\nFor it took him to his employment<br \/>\nHe earned more money<br \/>\nFor his heart-felt enjoyment<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere down the list<br \/>\nHe had in mind a mate<br \/>\nBut for his heart&#8217;s desire<br \/>\nHe had to wait<\/p>\n<p>He finally had the money<br \/>\nAnd got a mail order bride<br \/>\nFrom a distant foreign land<br \/>\nA girl with nothing to hide<\/p>\n<p>They soon fell in love<br \/>\nThey had a lot of fun<br \/>\nOn his list he decided<br \/>\nShe should have been number one<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This weird bit is inspired by my Grand Life Plan:\u00a0 1.\u00a0 Get a couple of toys.\u00a0 b.\u00a0 Get a car or truck or other vehicle (I favor getting a Jeep).\u00a0 iii.\u00a0 Get a house.\u00a0 Four.\u00a0 Get a mail order bride.\u00a0 Parts b and iii are kinda important to part four.\u00a0 I am not saying any of this will happen, but it is my current Grand Life Plan.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Have a great weekend.\u00a0 See you Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The List &nbsp; The man made a list Of desired toys Things he thought Would bring him joys On the top of the list In position number one Was a funny little gadget Promising hours of fun It cost him three paychecks It was a pricey little thing And for five solid hours His heart [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=566"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":567,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions\/567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}