{"id":582,"date":"2011-07-06T14:06:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T14:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=582"},"modified":"2011-07-17T16:24:37","modified_gmt":"2011-07-17T16:24:37","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-fair-vegetarian-strategy-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=582","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Fair, Vegetarian, Strategy, etc.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really, is this <a title=\"No, seriously?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.meh.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/meh.ro7529.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">fair<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>I found one more reason I am not a <a title=\"Omnivore = hunts, fishes, rides &amp; everything else the tribe needs\" href=\"http:\/\/m.lolsnaps.com\/index.html?id=5480\" target=\"_blank\">vegetarian<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Planning <a title=\"Move right, then down, then left, then right...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.threadless.com\/product\/1693\/zoom.gif\" target=\"_blank\">battle strategy<\/a> is important.<\/p>\n<p>Star Wars!\u00a0 <a title=\"&quot;Luke, I am stallion!&quot;  &quot;What?&quot;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.threadless.com\/submission\/339674\/Retold_with_Unicorns\" target=\"_blank\">Retold with unicorns<\/a>!\u00a0 And you can wear it!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Luke, I am your <a title=\"&quot;You're such a fruit, Dad!&quot;\" href=\"http:\/\/twentytwowords.com\/2011\/07\/06\/cantaloupe-death-star\/\" target=\"_blank\">melon<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, <a title=\"The coffee has been brewed and not been brewed, at the same time\" href=\"https:\/\/shechive.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/dork-geek-nerd-25.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">coffee machines and quantum physics<\/a> do not mix well.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The guy is a birdbrain\" href=\"http:\/\/stories-etc.com\/ostrich.htm\" target=\"_blank\">This joke<\/a>&#8211;or some variant of it&#8211;is old but still amusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really, is this fair? I found one more reason I am not a vegetarian. Planning battle strategy is important. Star Wars!\u00a0 Retold with unicorns!\u00a0 And you can wear it! &#8220;Luke, I am your melon.&#8221; Apparently, coffee machines and quantum physics do not mix well. This joke&#8211;or some variant of it&#8211;is old but still amusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":602,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions\/602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}