{"id":607,"date":"2011-07-27T14:22:27","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T14:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=607"},"modified":"2011-07-27T14:22:27","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T14:22:27","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-death-cat-compost-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=607","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Death, Cat, Compost, etc.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s good to be ready for <a title=\"Is this what is meant by &quot;deadpan&quot; comedy?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hotimg.com\/direct\/sDzFgsJ\" target=\"_blank\">death<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Cats can be <a title=\"Woof, woof, meow.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps\" target=\"_blank\">bowlingual<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I should learn how to garden with <a title=\"Because I have no F.C.King idea how to, that's why.\" href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/201107251452-2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">compost<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Some people are real <a title=\"This man cannot get through a metal detector unnoticed.\" href=\"http:\/\/lolsnaps.com\/news\/1838\/0\/\" target=\"_blank\">n00b<\/a>-haters.<\/p>\n<p>Ostriches cannot fly.\u00a0 They compensate with their <a title=\"Next, we'll have chickens on water skis.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.fohguild.org\/forums\/attachments\/screenshots\/175479d1309394009-animated-gif-thread-ski-ostrich.gif\" target=\"_blank\">snow skiing<\/a> skills.<\/p>\n<p>I found an <a title=\"That's quite the appetite...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dumpaday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/funny-beware-of-dog.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">interesting dog<\/a> for sale<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s good to be ready for death. Cats can be bowlingual. I should learn how to garden with compost. Some people are real n00b-haters. Ostriches cannot fly.\u00a0 They compensate with their snow skiing skills. I found an interesting dog for sale<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":608,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions\/608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}