{"id":635,"date":"2011-08-17T14:23:59","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T14:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=635"},"modified":"2011-08-17T14:23:59","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T14:23:59","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-penguins-piano-balls-intersections-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=635","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Penguins, Piano Balls, Intersections, etc.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"I'd like to see a penguin sitcom...\" href=\"http:\/\/shemesh.larc.nasa.gov\/images\/humor-penguins.gif\" target=\"_blank\">Penguins<\/a> need a better education.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s at least one guy out there who can <a title=\"It takes balls to do what this guy does...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.break.com\/index\/pianoballs.html\" target=\"_blank\">play the piano with his balls<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Some <a title=\"This butte is a beaut.\" href=\"http:\/\/pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com\/image_cache\/13121694164759.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">intersections<\/a> are awkward to name.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s fun to require the <a title=\"Walk like a non-walking Egyptian who is walking.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tasteofawesome.com\/view\/WALKING\/15947\" target=\"_blank\">impossible<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"OMG!  There are white electrical cords there, too!\" href=\"http:\/\/data.whicdn.com\/images\/12710195\/tumblr_lkznqhSii71qe4976o1_500_large.jpg?1312107783\" target=\"_blank\">Oreos and milk and a broom<\/a>, oh, my!\u00a0 (Language, censored nudity alert)<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Roar!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.binscorner.com\/pages\/i\/it-does-not-matter-who-you-are.html\" target=\"_blank\">Being king<\/a> does not mean you&#8217;re in charge, and you will be occasionally reminded of this.<\/p>\n<p>I shot an <a title=\"Me shootum arrow, mate.\" href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/939\/\" target=\"_blank\">arrow<\/a> into the air; when it came back, I\u2026wait, what?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penguins need a better education. There&#8217;s at least one guy out there who can play the piano with his balls. Some intersections are awkward to name. It&#8217;s fun to require the impossible. Oreos and milk and a broom, oh, my!\u00a0 (Language, censored nudity alert) Being king does not mean you&#8217;re in charge, and you will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":636,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions\/636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}