{"id":687,"date":"2011-10-05T14:25:36","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T14:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=687"},"modified":"2011-10-05T14:25:36","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T14:25:36","slug":"wednesday-wanderings-boobs-bananas-butts-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/?p=687","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday Wanderings (Boobs, Bananas, Butts, etc."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, a <a title=\"It's good a couple of guys are keeping abreast of the situation...\" href=\"http:\/\/picchore.com\/animated-gif-2\/the-booby-bartender\/\" target=\"_blank\">pair of boobs<\/a> are safe for work.<\/p>\n<p>Never challenge a <a title=\"The banana gave them the slip!\" href=\"http:\/\/all-that-is-humor.com\/i-tried-to-pass-him\/\" target=\"_blank\">banana-mobile<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to find a good butt.\u00a0 Err, <a title=\"Tushie!  Er, Taxi!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.joe-ks.com\/archives_sep2011\/PicturePerfect.htm\" target=\"_blank\">taxi driver<\/a> these days.<\/p>\n<p>Mordor has been relocated closer to <a title=\"I am betting Frodo is in Kentucky by now and running away...\" href=\"http:\/\/loled.net\/?p=15351\" target=\"_blank\">a certain U.S. city<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What better <a title=\"So much enemy crushing to do, so little time...\" href=\"http:\/\/urlybits.com\/2011\/10\/somebody-is-a-conan-fan\/\" target=\"_blank\">feeling<\/a> can there be than getting your hair shampooed at a salon?<\/p>\n<p>Some <a title=\"Sauder interviews are very similar...\" href=\"http:\/\/img.ly\/8ZGj\" target=\"_blank\">interviews<\/a> are ready-to-assemble.<\/p>\n<p>Time to get <a title=\"I dare you to watch the whole video with a straight face...\" href=\"http:\/\/redux.com\/stream\/item\/2025066\/Hysterical-bubbles-original\" target=\"_blank\">bubbly and giggly<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I find a report of a really <a title=\"Will she need another knife fight to get preggers again?\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/discoblog\/2010\/02\/01\/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception\/\" target=\"_blank\">weird pregnancy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I know what <a title=\"Braaaaaaaaaains!!!!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lukesurl.com\/comics\/2008-07-25-necro.gif\" target=\"_blank\">Shakespeare<\/a> wants.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, you may think you <a title=\"These potties have crappy designs...\" href=\"http:\/\/pophangover.com\/2011\/08\/15\/the-10-worst-toilets-ever\/\" target=\"_blank\">gotta go<\/a>, but then you decide you might wanna just hold it a little longer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, a pair of boobs are safe for work. Never challenge a banana-mobile! It&#8217;s hard to find a good butt.\u00a0 Err, taxi driver these days. Mordor has been relocated closer to a certain U.S. city. What better feeling can there be than getting your hair shampooed at a salon? Some interviews are ready-to-assemble. Time to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":689,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions\/689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.shadowkatmandu.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}