Although you’d never hear Cookie Monster swear on Sesame Street (f-word warning), as an adult one sometimes have to wonder if he doesn’t think like this.

“Earth” is a boring sort of name for our planet.  Perhaps we should consider an alternative.

Transformers, both movie and cartoon, had awesome and unrealistic machines.  Why?  Because the real thing is a bit boring.

Speaking of unrealistic, kids are always expensive, even when they are discounted.

Technically, the image I about to link is safe for work.  However, if you say it out loud, your boss will be Sofa King mad!

Some guys want to pick up girls.  Others want to pretend to pick them up only to piss them off.

It is important to learn the realities of the world at an early age.

I have often listened to the voices in my head, and so has Luke Skywalker.

Most guys like women very similar to the way this fellow likes his women.  Maybe not exactly the same.

I have seen clips of this awesome fellow before, but I don’t think I have seen them collected together so nicely.

If I had the money to build a custom boat, I would probably build a boat like this one.  Maybe a little bigger, though.

Finally, if you are at work or are easily offended, don’t open this last link.  If you are not at work, are not easily offended, or perhaps work at a porn shop, feel free to find out where one of Mario’s warp pipes comes out.

That’s all for today.  See you tomorrow!